It Begins...

The gauntlet has been cast at my feet, and I have picked it up.

This summer, I will dedicate myself to becoming a finely tuned, sexy, cunning, and sexy president-thrashing machine. That's right. This summer, I will undergo the strenuous physical training and mental preparation required to best the President of the United States in hand-to-hand combat.*

The history of this challenge and its details will follow shortly.

I'm calling you out, Mr. Obama.*

- D

* - Hypothetically.