The gauntlet has been cast at my feet, and I have picked it up.
This summer, I will dedicate myself to becoming a finely tuned, sexy, cunning, and sexy president-thrashing machine. That's right. This summer, I will undergo the strenuous physical training and mental preparation required to best the President of the United States in hand-to-hand combat.*
The history of this challenge and its details will follow shortly.
I'm calling you out, Mr. Obama.*
- D
* - Hypothetically.
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One man's Rockyesque pursuit of presidential domination.
This is going to be better than Gunsmoke!
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