Monday, June 8, 2009

HUD

America, welcome your new Secretary of Housing and Urban Development, straight from Bodymore, Murderland: Marlo Stanfield.



Mr. Stanfield began reforming the streets of the West Side of the Baltimore slums at an incredibly young age. After prevailing over the incumbent political machine of Avon Barksdale, Mr. Stanfield quickly established himself as a community leader. From day one, Mr. Stanfield has focused on building and growing a community network focused on satisfying the basic needs of the local indigents as well as providing training and employment opportunities to inner-city youth. Even in the face of overwhelming adversity from competing state agencies, Mr. Stanfield's various programs managed to produce staggering surpluses for his own administration. There can be no question that Marlo Stanfield will bring much-needed ambition and innovation to my cabinet.

That, and he stacks more paper than Kinko's.

2 comments:

  1. "You run with Marlo Stanfield, which means you runnin' with a straight up bitch! You feel me?"

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